Drama

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RIP JACK CHARLTON


The day that Jack Charlton died
The whole of Ireland cried and cried
He was more than...

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HOW LUCKY I AM

Appearances can be misleading that's what I say
Don't be quick to judge as you go about your day...

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The Comforter

The Comforter

It’s hard to hold my head high
with such a heavy heart.
When there’s no words to summarise...

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The Gate

The Gate

When I'm feeling dreary, and go out for a walk,
I stroll to Heaven's gateway, to...

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THREE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR

THREE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR

I cycled as fast as a could, faster still
going over the bumps. Springing out of action
I...

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FOURTH DESERT

FOURTH DESERT

When you went out into the cold,
did the ice lash down on you relentlessly
Did you crave to...

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Heavenly Haven

From Out Of Nowhere

Heavenly Haven

Hot beyond normal expected climatic,
Leads to that light fandango fantastic.
Climax delivered...

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BIG BUSINESS

He sat looking imposing on his long tall chair
How I wish sometimes that he wasn't sitting there...

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Parasitic

Steal my essence
Steal my essence
Stole my essence
Oh So incessant.

Why don’t...

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The Late Train from...

The Late Train from Kidsgrove to Carlisle.

The Late Train from Kidsgrove to Carlisle.
L.Robbins.

Scoring a pace across England’s back...

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Love me regardless

Love me regardless of my flaws, touch me regardless of my shape. Hold me regardless how I treat you. In...

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The missus discerns a...

The missus discerns a glimmer of empathy within her spouse

Finally after twenty two plus
years of marriage,
a husband (namely yours truly -
...

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CAROUSEL

CAROUSEL

round and round
the carousel
i go in my dream
round and round
the carousel...

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Stereotypes

Why can't we all just be left alone!

Stereotypes

Serene is amongst many a thing,
I’d say I love,
About our place we live...

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Bring on the rejection...

Bring on the rejection slips and/or lost wager

Though flush with good humor
pun one mock two yields negligible
true cash equivalent value...

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gladiator’s prey…

(who will pray for me?)

gladiator’s prey…

“Who will pray for me? Take my pain for me? Save my soul for me? Because I'm alone, you see...If I'm going...

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Defecation clogged toilet...

and found (me) zee papa pooped out

Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil..

Anal eyes zing thee
nightly dump for yesterday
July 8th, 2020 - whereby
plunger helped...