Limerick

Presidential Candidate Clinton Limerick

Hillary, Secretary of State in D.C.
Ran for...

The Shrub

President G.W. Bush was born in Midland Texas,
Iraq lost but class...

There was a bee who never flew
His wing just never ever grew
He was so very sad
...

There was a young man with a beard
His young life was a smear it appeared
He was not...

‪I'm working never lurking ‬
‪Searching for wealth and wisdom there's more to life than just fortune...

On this path that we are walking no one even stop there talking. That'll happen when pigs fly. Then no one...

due to recent cuts
we have chopped future
nursery rhymes as such...
baaar..baar blah...

I'm fed up so I've decided to move out of home and into my imagination
My bags are packed and I've...

Let me tell you about my dog
My dog is friendly just like my friend Lee
My dog chases balls...

Here's to us!
Here's to all the little meat covered skeletons
Biting off more than they can...

I would offer a penny for your thoughts,

but I'm sure they're worth much more than that.

So...

I met a man who's name was Telescope.
Knew how to tell a joke,
Not much of a selfish bloke....

To the cute girl at McDonalds,

Firstly, allow me to apologize
I don't wanna come across as...

Sometimes I feel like a broken freezer
A hopeless geezer
With a jammy door that won't open...

She sells seashells by the sea shore. But if she sells so many seashells, why is she still poor?

...

I know Tai Bo
Sorry, that was a typo
I meant to say I know how to tie a tie bow
And I'...

I dumped SuperGirl because her boobs are hard as rocks.

They are literally harder...