Satirical

What women do not understand
that the best way to get a man
is to submit to their every...

Blood and Ash rained from the sky,
Sweat and Tears flooding the ground,
Roaring fires...

Who knows the house where the red head lives
With her cats and her son, and who gives
Her...

From the neck up journalism is dead!
Pointless for the papers to ever be read.
Conspiring men...

Is there such a thing as too much to handle.

I believe so.

Is there so much a cold wind...

I understand the meaning of true love
Sharing my happiness and joy with you
And caring for...

Due to pandemic, there is no more sex between
households, only in the same bubble if you're keen;...

I cry captive, when I have no chains

I plead innocence, and feign insane

What I call a...

And it’s been almost a year
But I still dream
About what it would have been like
If...

When Moses was here, they say
The fire did not burn

The Lord of the Mountain, so the story...

I am the happiest man in the world
She's my Angel from above and

Whenever your near I'm so...

Let me mend your broken heart
My beautiful sweetheart

So take my hands

And come fly...

Hip ! Hope! Music!!! Regerditated crap! As we keep in time with the rhyme scheme set around the traps!...

Look, we’ve adopted a suite of measures
Designed to keep you safe.
They are our ideas, this...

It seems I am unrateable, unknown and yet
Debatable
I hope I am not hateable
But am in...

One adversary;
To stir up anger.
Three never vary;
Forever together.
Twelve...

Be happy every day
Remember to smile away
Be joyful and
Peaceful today
And...