Satirical

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Return With Honor

Return With Honor

Anyone can choose to do evil,
It's easy; most give it a try.
But descend to a perverse level...

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Catches and clasps

Catches and clasps

Insistance, beyond vacant windows,
scraping this already barren insanity.
How can one sense...

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It's the Season for...

Am I evil because I don't care about Trump or Biden or any schmuck in between

Am I committing...

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Wolves in Sheep's...

Wolves in Sheep's Clothing

Why do you take the time?
It doesn't belong to you!
Why do you take the time?
Of days...

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Desperate Attentions

Desperate Attentions

What women do not understand
that the best way to get a man
is to submit to their every...

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Blood, Sweat, Ash and Tears

By Magic Bellmore, Queen of Chaos

Blood, Sweat, Ash and Tears

Blood and Ash rained from the sky,
Sweat and Tears flooding the ground,
Roaring fires...

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Who Knows The House?

Who Knows The House?

Who knows the house where the red head lives
With her cats and her son, and who gives
Her...

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JOURNALisw

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JOURNALisw

From the neck up journalism is dead!
Pointless for the papers to ever be read.
Conspiring men...

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Such a thing

Is there such a thing as too much to handle.

I believe so.

Is there so much a cold wind...

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The Meaning Of True Love

True Love

The Meaning Of True Love

I understand the meaning of true love
Sharing my happiness and joy with you
And caring for...

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No More Unrelated Sex

No More Unrelated Sex

Due to pandemic, there is no more sex between
households, only in the same bubble if you're keen;...

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The Washout

I cry captive, when I have no chains

I plead innocence, and feign insane

What I call a...

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I still wish you would call

I still wish you would call

And it’s been almost a year
But I still dream
About what it would have been like
If...

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Wrong Equinox

When Moses was here, they say
The fire did not burn

The Lord of the Mountain, so the story...

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I Love You

True Love

I Love You

I am the happiest man in the world
She's my Angel from above and

Whenever your near I'm so...

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I'll Always Love You

True Love

I'll Always Love You

Let me mend your broken heart
My beautiful sweetheart

So take my hands

And come fly...

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Hip! Hop!

Regerdition

Hip! Hop!

Hip ! Hope! Music!!! Regerditated crap! As we keep in time with the rhyme scheme set around the traps!...