Satirical

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fake foods part three

fake foods part three

last of my fake food rants for today

Fake Beer

Nowadays
When you order a beer...

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fake food part two

fake food part two

more fake food poems

Fake Bread

Nowadays
Most of the time

I eat fake bread...

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fake food part one

fake food part one

Fake Food

in this world of fake things
Nothing is more fake
Than the food we eat...

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The Philophobians

The Philophobians

Those who fear to love although they seek her face above, but cannot stand their heart hove all they keep...

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DO YOU KNOW ME?

DO YOU KNOW ME?

Do You Know Me?
You only pretend to know me, but you don't.
You are so hypocritical and...

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Exam stress jingle bells...

Exam stress jingle bells parody

Wading through the books,
Think I might resort to drugs,
And I really am considering,
...

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Colorful Peach

Colorful Peach

By my foot lies lifeless a single peach,
On the boarder of pink,
It's a bit out of reach...

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Inspired by dissolve

As the sun casts a dye,
across the sky,
it becomes red with blood.
From life to demise...

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B45-P5 TRUE LOVE

B45-P5 TRUE LOVE

POEMS 5 TRUE LOVE

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GIVE PEAS A CHANCE

GIVE PEAS A CHANCE

They are huddled together on your plate
The future for the humble pea doesn't look great
...

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Vent: thoughts {emotion}

i am feeling my emotions
in my head their all yelling
causing a commotion
"your not...

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The Bajillion Dollar...

The Bajillion Dollar Business Of Christmas

Despite being atheist,
I would nonetheless bet
dollars to donuts
(Dunkin and/or other...

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Now and Again

Now and Again

The future is yet unknown
With all the dreams we own,
Saving hard for a special home.
...

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Turkey mystery

Turkey mystery

Someone call the police
Please call them anyone
I left my turkey in the oven
Now my...

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Staring into emptiness

Staring into emptiness

Our imagination runs wild,
When we start to think of thing,
Which is most unlikely to happen...

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Me vs Me

Me vs Me

I turn around,
Scream!
The malicious smile on it's face,
It broke the vase,
...

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Blanks

Blanks

For I am blank again,
Why?
I always wonder.
Just when the thoughts
explode...