Satirical

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CAUGHT IN THE RYE

CAUGHT IN THE RYE

I remember
as a young
teen
Being seduced
by the Novel
"Catcher In The...

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Personality

I’m a member of the 4%
The INFP gang

The Introverted, intuitive, feeling type
...

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Came late to the party

I came late to the party, but I had enough beforehand
To ease the pain of this fake camaraderie...

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The thought

The thought

Shadows creeping along the edge
your mind is spinning trying to catch
the thought you had...

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The dicktator

The dicktator

They elected me as their weird dicktator
President is my title but I am the greatest hater
...

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Dr. Tarantula

Dr. Tarantula

Dr. Tarantula

There she waves her arms violently
In the air like the exorcism
Of a...

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Satisfaction

Satisfaction

A tongue of stone
One fragrance
Skin and bones
Nothing left but leaves to dance...

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Bang Goes Hope

Bang Goes Hope

Whoops there goes divinity
Disappearing in a whirl
One hundred years of solitude
For a...

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Has histories past been...

As we travel to our paths end
The journeys long just one big bend
It pulls us round at...

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A Sip of Deceiving Love

A Sip of Deceiving Love

Ahh, the sip of fantasy, passion, your heaven
Sweet kiss of deceiving love drawing you
My...

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Little Robin red breast

Ah dear robin,
Small and astute
Do you come from heaven
This we must dispute

...

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Something i have never felt.

I'm struggling with this battle
to keep you from my head
you had me at hello
and I...

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Sealed

Sealed

Abandon all but functionality,
And leave purpose to rot.

Obey your generous orders,
...

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Roach

Roach

We live in a cold, heartless place-
Where people still die
for their race
Where people...

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It's called Happiness

It's called Happiness

My tears are running warm, they taste like sweet honey
The sun is lighting up my heart, it's...

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Parenthood

Parenthood

Bags left in the hallway,
Coats left on the chair;
Half asleep im tripping over,
Shoes...

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Reel Round Your Personae

Reel round your personae
Waltzing round the floor
Then you salsa to the bathroom
The...