Satirical

Physical reality, the worst of all things
Ability and ambition shot through,
Glasses of wine...

Sincerity, now there's a word with positive connotations,
An adjective that's too absurd for the...

I've done the 9 to 5,
2.4 children,
The mortgage,
Wife.
If that's what life is...

You think
I care
You hate
Me
I never
Liked
A single
One...

"Ello there sweet pea".
"Do you wanna' eat me?"
Will only provoke thoughts of hate.
...

Born without guidance
​​​​​​Living so diligent
Neglecting compliance
Feeling...

Ghost ship
Sailing blind.
No longer
Brimming with pirates.
No longer
The...

You play with the pen doodling
Headlines shout whose canoodling
The phone glued to your left...

Skin so smooth; pores finely bestead.
Pigments of Pink and blushes of Red.

Softness curves...

A person that is cursed to walk the earth without a purpose...
Going round the bend,
Around...

Who knows what's inside men's brains
Is it too drive fast on the motorway lanes
Or could it...

Just an over-educated bluegrass punk
Getting high on urbanised skunk
Gaultier suits by the...

You get up in the morning,
and on the table rests,
a newspaper waiting,
to hurt and...

you are great !
your contribution is so much
we love you very much
we consider it as...

Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee
barked up the wrong...

old daddy was a gambling man,
and pocker was his game,
he drunk to drown his sorrows,
...

I wrote a letter to the council,
to highlight my complaints,
As I thought it'd get the job...