Satirical

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Cookie

Cookie

at the end of the day,
we can all classify ourselves as cookies.
we are born from cracked...

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My god

My god

Where did we go wrong?
when did we decided to stop being humans? To stop caring when was it right...

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The Internationalist

I would like to meet the Queen one day,
Though it's not on my bucket list.
I'm more...

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Revenge

Revenge

Revenge we seek it in so many ways oh what a feeling such a rush, sometimes it takes longer to...

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The Quick & The Dead

Physical reality, the worst of all things
Ability and ambition shot through,
Glasses of wine...

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Yours, Sincerely

Yours, Sincerely

Sincerity, now there's a word with positive connotations,
An adjective that's too absurd for the...

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9 to 5

I've done the 9 to 5,
2.4 children,
The mortgage,
Wife.
If that's what life is...

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They

You think
I care
You hate
Me
I never
Liked
A single
One...

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Mismatched

Mismatched

"Ello there sweet pea".
"Do you wanna' eat me?"
Will only provoke thoughts of hate.
...

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Influence

Influence

Born without guidance
โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹Living so diligent
Neglecting compliance
Feeling...

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Ghost Ship

Ghost Ship

Ghost ship
Sailing blind.
No longer
Brimming with pirates.
No longer
The...

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Our NHS

You play with the pen doodling
Headlines shout whose canoodling
The phone glued to your left...

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Your Body

Your Body

Skin so smooth; pores finely bestead.
Pigments of Pink and blushes of Red.

Softness curves...

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The Optimist

A person that is cursed to walk the earth without a purpose...
Going round the bend,
Around...

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MEN'S BRAINS

MEN'S BRAINS

Who knows what's inside men's brains
Is it too drive fast on the motorway lanes
Or could it...

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Social Media Man

Social Media Man

Just an over-educated bluegrass punk
Getting high on urbanised skunk
Gaultier suits by the...

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The newspaper

The newspaper

You get up in the morning,
and on the table rests,
a newspaper waiting,
to hurt and...