Satirical

you are great !
your contribution is so much
we love you very much
we consider it as...

Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee
barked up the wrong...

old daddy was a gambling man,
and pocker was his game,
he drunk to drown his sorrows,
...

I wrote a letter to the council,
to highlight my complaints,
As I thought it'd get the job...

i am a boy solider,
with my khaki and my gun,
I'm here to make my enemies,
turn on...

My English teacher hates me,
I've noticed these past months,
After all my well meant...

You call her over nicely,
For some simple conversation,
Expecting for some small talk,...

Pity the fool who lives by numbers
He counts his sheep while the sagacious slumbers
Imagines...

Donald how was
the caviar?

Vladimir
it was wonderful

Don
By the way...

I found myself in the old curiosity shop
Looking for something strange and different
The...

This. Poem is dedicated to Cappblanks. Hypocrite not.

I sit here so often late at night...

Dear Tanya, Dear Gemma,
Dear Anneli, Netty and Paula…
Dear Tom with the
water pistols...

Without malice nor forth-thought,
no wide dee what aye will write
and thus would gladly take...

Do not sit in judgement
you don’t know what I’ve seen
do not make your mind up
until...

Walk right past,
don't speak to me.
pretend I am invisible,
someone you cannot see...

Football is a funny thing,
Kick about a bit of leather,
To and fro between children,
...

My skin
turned against
me
folded desires,
precision points
like arrows...