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" The New... Male Deposit Box !?" x

" The New... Male Deposit Box !?" x

" Someone has designed a very useful sperm bank !
For the unused sperm wasted , After having a wank
To be stored for later , In special storage tanks
For them to empty their poor swollen bollocks
Into the new & convenient , Night  deposit box ! 
So the wankers feel as tho they are getting off their rocks ?
& a very accomodating hole, To put  in their cocks 
Without contracting, Any kind of pox !
& probably the only time they get away, With wearing their socks ?
This way , You can still become a sperm donor 
Just without getting the usual aroma ?
For the major wankers, & for the loners ?
& making full use, Of their  sudden boners !
Without having to meet the bloody owners ?
They,ll  only allow you to deposit at night ?
As they thought that it would be to shocking in daylight !
& give the passing public , Such a damn fright ?
Apparantly too , It is made nice n tight ??
& is optional to use, A very dim light 
it brings these men, So much delight 
It takes many donations, All through the night
But , So good for single women, In such a plight?
Who desire a baby alone, Without the man to fight !?
& it is by far . The Fuck n weirdest sight  !
A long queue of anxious men, Banging the wall all night !"

Tracy Timothy xx

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sparrowsong

Hello Mum...

That's one bank that should close...

To bring a child into this world right now...

I wouldn't want to be that child now...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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Tracy Timothy

Ta darling...yeah for more than the reasons i have written about for sure..Thanks god its only a weird fantasy lol x

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