Tragicomedy

Walked into a ruddy stop sign today
Damn thing's been there for eons
Concentration lately is...

" MOVE ON OVER, MR CHRISTIAN GRAY
FOR MISS PIGGY,S HERE, TO MAKE YOUR DAY?
NOT GRAY, BUT 50...

" I LONGED TO BE ENVELOPED IN YOUR HUG !
AS I,VE BEEN BITTEN, BY THE LOVE BUG
I REALLY DO NOT...

Sure like to share my innermost thoughts
Haven't yet found where they're hidden
Searched and...

W.......WASHING

I.........IRONING

F........FUCKING

E.........ETC,ETC,ETC

...

Red-web sclerae, sweating brows
Censer scents the congress
Of Vicars fixed by broken vows...

I come home from work
and See my girlfriend crying
She can’t get on face book
And...

I have face book on my smart phone
And get some notifications yesterday
I was driving down...

My girl friend wants to know
How much I love she
She wants me to explain to her
With...

" WHAT HAS HAPPENED, TO ALL YOUR BRAVARDO?
HAS IT JUST DECIDED , TO FUCK OFF & GO
AFTER I...

" IM PRESENTING YOU WITH THE .."BORE OFF CROWN!"
& I,M GETTING MYSELF , BACK DOWN TOWN
...

As a child there were many

To play with me always,

Many times I following many,

...

As a child there were many

To play with me always,

Many times I following many,

...

"THIS SAD LITTLE SAVELOY
IS NOT GETTING , NO JOY !
& I AM FEELING ALL PLAYFUL & COY...

Yup there is
Feline AIDS
And there is
InFluenza

The reason why
...

" O.M.G..I AM SO GINGER.
I,M GONNA BE CALLED. A GINGER MINGER
& WILL BE FOR THE REST OF...

" I,VE BEEN HOLDING ON FOR SO MANY MONTHS !
MISS YOU GIVING ME BUTTERFLIES & GOOSE BUMPS ?...