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Rose Sho

Lol...Indeed egos like pimples...I bet Larry would like this...Nice Haiku...lovely and apt

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Larry Ran

My Dear Friend Jason,

I'm sending you my dry cleaning bill, because when I saw your brilliant Haiku, I laughed so hard that I had an accident in my pants. Ā I've written one of my own in its' response, and if you have the same reaction I did, we'll call it "Quid Pro Quo".

But sometimes they're large

Full of shit and oozing pus

Needing a big prick

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Jason Brown

My dear Larry...

Quid pro quo??

Quod erat demonstrandum!!

I'm glad it made you laugh ... though I'm sorry about the other thing!!

your friend & fan,

J ;)

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Deborah Evans

Hi Ā J Haha Ā This is great, Satire at its bestĀ 
I m sure our Larry will love thisĀ 
Love the picture too :-)
Best wishes Debs X

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Lorna

This made me laugh out loud xx

Lorna ??x

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Jason Brown

I just hope it didn't have the same effect on you as it seems to have had on Larry himself!!

Thanks Lorna.

J xxxx

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Lorna

Haha, yes nappies at the ready!! Xxx

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