Women rule

Last night I wake up screaming
From a very bad nightmare
I dream women take over the world 
And controlling men everywhere

Man now have to face all of the things
That a woman does have to do
And it was very frightening to see
Men stepping into the women’s shoe

They have men entering in beauty contests
And on stage with high heels and swimwear
And them women making fun of them
Saying that their legs have too much hair

I see my friend Dave from San Fernando
His belly big he pregnant with twins
But he in the kitchen busy cooking
Before his wife comes home this evening

But she was in the bar drinking
So she comes home very late
Then she didn’t like the food he cooks
So she throw away the with the plate

The fridge empty it has no grocery
He can’t go market or pay the rent
Friday she brings home no money
She drinking out every last cent

And if he only starts to complain
She would tell him "boy shut your mouth
Pack your bag and go by your mother
Just leave the house and get out

And while you by your mother crying
She don’t care for you at all
She gone with Hannah and Amanda 
Down Port of Spain to see football

Women take over the role of men
And it’s a very scary thing to see
The man washing the dishes 
While she watches Oprah on TV

A Man washing his wife clothes
And hang them in the front yard
She didn't like how he washed she dress
So she beat him up real bad

And while he on the front steps crying
She getting dress to go to work
She still asking him for $11 dollars
To buy a pack of cigarettes to smoke

A man walking down the street
He's been heckled by a bunch woman
When he reach home he crying
Saying he no longer wants to be a woman

The whole world is going crazy
Men suffering back center and front
They cancel the Mets world series
Because it's the pitcher's time of the month

A man when to  Victoria's secret
But his secret was too big For the clothes
So now Victoria's no longer have a secret
Because the secrets openly expose

Well I was just looking at it all-comprehending
Cause now I know it's not easy being a woman
And I was Glad this was happening
Because have some real stupid selfish men

Then I wake and see my sweetheart
She's sound asleep next to me
Boy I hug her up so tight 
And say I love you so much baby

Being a woman is not easy
They do so much and still look pretty
So my advice to all you men out there
Treat your lady with class and dignity