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The Son Of Neptune Crew

A Haiku

The Son Of Neptune Crew

Percy remember
Frank discover your power
Hazel is alive

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MOON

Does the moon

Know
Me
as daughter

As here
between the sprinkled...

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The Peasant

The Peasant

Someone who lives right out in the 'sticks' or similar,
devoid of culture, I've been there, said it...

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Defecation clogged toilet...

courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA

Defecation clogged toilet bowl...

and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming...

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The Elevator

The Elevator

Push the button to the elevator
to life love happiness
waited in the lobby of forget about it...

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A Poem

A Poem

Time is calmer now
I relax into its wash

feels ok to wander now
inside this life of...

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To Fade Without Warning

To Fade Without Warning

And then there was
nothing
Not even a breath
for his...

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White rabbits burrow

Your wrong said the white rabbit this burrow is safe and sound.

Hold on said the figure, hasn't...

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Little harvest mouse 🐭

Little harvest mouse 🐭

Little harvest mouse, be so careful where you play
Mr. Morton the farmer
Is busy today, he...

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The Mountain Goat💚

The Mountain Goat💚

On yonder hill there stands a lady, she has clambered to the very top

To espy a fleeting glimpse...

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John Dory 🐠

John Dory 🐠

John Dory is the finest out of a sizeable shoal of fish

His tiny shiny sequinned scales sparkle,...

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Weeping Willow

Weeping Willow

If you were here today auntie what would you say to me?,

Would you be proud or disappointed,...

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Dear Diary

Today I’m here to tell you

Dear Diary

I am told that sometimes the best poem doesn’t need music or a picture and mostly because we are the poem....

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1 2 3 4

1, 2, 3, 4
let your souls fall to the floor
5, 6 hell with this
dance this nights way...

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Kinda Love You

I kinda don't trust you
I kinda will stay
over here
oh I kinda love you
hence...

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Drunk With Love

I need a designated driver
for my heart
drunk with love causes rational thinking
to...

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Mother so asked at 99

Mother so asked at 99

so missed
to a pleasant day
to a present welcome

to everyone eyes
so asked...