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Scattered Eschatology

(Commentary on Islamic Numerology: 7 - 8 - 6)

If God can have three numbers, why can't God have three persons

God may or may not be three persons...

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Never Assume

I see you, looking at my sync with the construct

My blue eyes and golden hair

You may...

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Dear Mythology

Dear Mythology,

I know you'll eventually find this note

First of all I wish to thank you...

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Hey Mitch McConnell......

Hey Mitch McConnell... about all this talk (I hear) about indefatigable (Phila/ Philly-buster)

Police sirens wail doth punctuate the air
ear splitting soundclouds blare
another typical...

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Sanctuary

Sanctuary

When I secure my abode at night,
I shut out fear and ugly deeds.
I fasten each bolt snugly...

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‘Hallelujah..Amen!’

‘Hallelujah..Amen!’

Absolutely sick of social distancing
Fed up of staying put
I want to go on holidays
...

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She Came 3rd In A Poetry...

She Came 3rd In A Poetry Competition

She came 3rd in a poetry competition,
So sourly said 3rd and 2nd are for losers.
Arrogantly...

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Down The Chute

Down The Chute

Now that we've muzzled the top mutt
and all his yapping lap dog friends...

I wonder where...

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Mosaic of dots

Co wrote by Sarfraz Ahmed & Pratibha Savani / Artwork by...

Mosaic of dots

Dots on endless circles
Vibrant colours
Imprinted upon the surface
Like a patchwork...

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Oh so cold ❄️

Oh so cold ❄️

It is Oh so cold within the whistling wind that blows

Driplets are dropping from those icicles...

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Warm the cockles of your...

Warm the cockles of your heart 🍮

A nice cup of tea can warm the cockles of your heart

Whilst it soothes my stressfulness..it gives...

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Hot toddy 🤣

Hot toddy 🤣

Oh hot toddy trickling down my throat

You are my soothing blanket..my fleecy overcoat

I...

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Colic Chick

Colic Chick

I a couple fifths an a camera
I just bought this chick
An she has the colic
Shake an...

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Two hearts wild and free ❤️💙

Two hearts wild and free ❤️💙

It started with a little kiss on that starlit night

As snowflakes fell where the earth was white...

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SERIES OF CONSEQUENCES

SERIES OF CONSEQUENCES

Leave the milk out it will spoil
leave the bread out it will get moldy
leave the cat out it...

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The knife

The knife to end my life
the knife to end my strife
the knife that should have been my wife...

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‘A spade is a spade’🤣

‘A spade is a spade’🤣

One mans meat is a poison to another

Whilst we all try our utmost to get along with each other...