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AS BIG BEN STRIKES ON THE HOUR OF 12
INTO A BRAND NEW YEAR WE DELVE
WITH SO MUCH HOPE OF A...

HOOK, LINE & SINKER!
COULD SEE, BUT WAS BLINKERED
IGNORED ALL THE THINKING
STARTED...

IT WAS ONLY EVER, JUST BY CHANCE !
IT COULDNT SURVIVE, NOT A SCRAP OF ROMANCE
NOT EVEN A SLOW...

" PLEASE PINOCCHIO, TELL ME ANOTHER FIB
TELL ME A LIE ALL ABOUT WOMENS LIB
I PROMISE I WONT...

TODAY...IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE
NO CHANCE NOW, OF A REPRIEVE
THE KIDS ALL EXCITED & WAITING...

YOUR DREAMS REALLY CAN COME TRUE!
IF YOU REALLY WISH THEM TOO
IF YOU REALLY WISH HARD ENOUGH...

"I MAY HATE YOU MORE
BUT, I,LL NEVER LOVE YOU LESS!
I HATE TO LOVE YOU, I MUST CONFESS...

WITH A BUTTERFLY KISS
& A LADY BUG HUG
SLEEP TIGHT MY LITTLE ONE
LIKE A BUG IN A...

" HONEY, AS YOU ARE DOING THE DISHES
I WILL GRANT YOU ONE OF YOUR WISHES
I,LL JUST PULL DOWN...

"I,VE BEEN DANCING FOR FAR TOO LONG
I WANT TO DANCE TO A HAPPIER SONG!
I WANT EVERYTHING TO...

" I,M YOUR PRINCESS ON A STRING !
FOR YOU, I,LL DO ANYTHING
I,LL BECOME YOUR EVERYTHING...

" NOW THAT THE JOB IS DONE
& I WAS NOT THE LUCKY ONE
NOW, HE HAS HAD HIS FUN
I,LL...

H..." COME ON GLADYS, TALK DIRTY TO ME !
IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE ,IF WERE 83
YOU MAY HAVE TO...

" I,M PUTTING MY HEART IN YOUR SAFE HANDS LORD !
IT IS SO EMPTY & BROKEN,..LONELY & BORED...

"HI-YA DARLING, I,VE JUST GOT ON THE NET!
OH HOW I,VE MISSED YOU, MY SWEETEST LIL PET
THIS IS...

" STAY THERE A WHILE JACK "
GET SOME SUN, ON YA BACK!
I,M REALLY ENJOYING THE VIEW
...

" WHAT DOES YOUR HEART DO, WHEN I WALK BY ?
DO YOU GET A REAL TWINKLE IN YOUR EYE?
IS YOUR...