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THERE ONCE WAS A G.I.L.F NAMED TRACY
& WHO FOR A GRANNIE, WAS VERY TASTY
SHE,S...

ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER
FONDNESS MAKES THE ABSENCE LONGER
MAKES YOUR DESIRE FOR...

NOT EVERYTHINGS ALWAYS BLACK & WHITE!
WERE OFTEN WRONG & ALWAYS RIGHT
ALWAYS...

PEOPLE NEVER DIE, WHEN THEY REMAIN
ON THE LIPS OF THE LIVING
THEY LIVE ON IN YOUR HEARTS...

" WHEN EVER IS IT A GOOD TIME
TO GIVE IT ALL A REST?
I FEEL AS IF I,M ON A CRAZY WORD TEST...

YOU PLAY WITH MY BODY
& YOU PLAY WITH MY MIND
THERE WAS NO LOVE IN YOUR HEART
THAT...

"THERE WILL BE NONE FOR YOU
& THERE WILL BE NONE FOR HIM
BECAUSE JESUS, OWNS ALL OF MY...

IT FEELS AS THO I,VE JUST AWOKE
& REALIZED THIS RELATIONSHIP,IS A JOKE
& THAT YOU...

"Nope! I do Not!!", said the son to his father
The father spun around to look at his daughter...

" I AM NOT A TURKEY
I,LL TELL; YOU NO LIES
I,M JUST A SPRING CHICKEN
JUST WEARING A...

YOU WILL NEVER LEARN TO FLY
IF YOU CANNOT LET GO
RELEASE YOUR GRIP
& LET THE AIR,...

" HEY GIRLS

HOW ABOUT THAT

FOR SOME LUCK?

OH BOLLOCKS

ITS ONLY AN

...

" WHO IS IT SAID, THAT ROMANCE IS DEAD?
BECAUSE YOU KEEP BANGING ME HEAD
IN YOUR HASTE TO GET...

"IT IS NOW, "HAPPY HOUR"
& YOU, MY HAPPY LITTLE FLOWER
WILL BE GETTING A GOLDEN SHOWER...

YOU CAN PRETEND IT WASN,T SOME COINCEDENCE?
YOU COULD IGNORE IT. AS IF IT DIDN,T MAKE SENSE!
...

HOLD STILL AERIAL, LETS GET THOSE TITTIES CLEAN
& EVERYWHERE ELSE THAT IS IN BETWEEN
YOU,...

TODAY, IT IS NEW YEARS DAY
NURSING A THUMPING HEADACHE...HEY?
THROWN ALL YOUR CARES AWAY?...