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THERE WAS NO WARNING THIS TIME, FROM WAY DOWN
THAT WE WOULD END UP BEING BROWN!
WE DIDN,T...

"EVERYONE QUICK GO BACK!
THIS 1 AINT GOING IN THE CRACK!
GO BACK TO YA ROOM
THIS LOAD...

" IF THIS GETS OUT SANTA, WE ARE FINISHED!
YOUR REPUTATION WILL BE DIMINISHED"
NOT TO MENTION...

I,M ATTRACTED TO YOU, LIKE A MOTH TO A LIGHT
I TRY SO HARD, NOT TO LOVE YOU, WITH ALL MY MITE!...

" LETS GIVE YOUR COCK A GOOD JUMP START!
YOU WILL GET AN ERECTION, YOU USELESS OLE FART
IF...

MY LOVE HAS NO BEGINNING & IT HAS NO END !
MY LOVE IS STRONG, IT DOES NOT BEND
IT IS AS...

"LOOK MUMMY I,M A UNICORN!
I,VE SEEN ONE OF THESE BEFORE
IN DADDYS STASH OF PORN !
I,...

YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT?
BEFORE YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU ARE GOING!
WHETHER YOU ARE...

SUCCESS IS THE BEST FORM OF REVENGE!
MAKES IT SO WORTH WHILE
WIPING THE SMIRK OFF OF THEIR...

O.M.G LOOK AT WHAT I,VE DISCOVERED!
THE REAL SANTA, HAS BEEN UN-COVERED
HE,S WEARING A SATIN...

" NEXT YEAR LOVE BRING ME SOMETHING BIGGER!"
PREFERABLY SOMETHING WITH BATTERIES & A TRIGGER...

" OH LOVE. DO YOU HAVE TO SNORE "?
YOU WOULD THINK I WAS SUCH A BORE!?
YOU USED TO PLEAD...

DEAR TUMMY, SORRY FOR ALL THE BUTTERFLIES
GOD ONLY KNOW,S, HOW MUCH I,VE TRIED
DEAR PILLOW,...

YOU TURN MY LEGS TO JELLY
WHEN YOU PLANT
KISSES ALL OVER MY BELLY!
YOU CAN MAKE ME...

MY HEAD IS SAYING NO !
BUT, MY BODY IS SAYING YES
I FEEL AS THO, THIS IS SOME KIND OF TEST?...

I CAN BE AN ICE MAIDEN
& HAVE A HEART OF ICE!
OR BE WARM & LOVING
& ALL...