Amusing

Has the human race went completely mad ?
There are no loo rolls left on the shelves
How very...

Say “Hello” with an elbow bump
Coz there’s no more shaking hands
In these days of...

Try as I may tho I am totally stuck!!
I rattle around in my imagination yet I am thunderstruck...

Having a lovely lie in when the Cockerel crows outside
“Run away you noisy bird up yonder hillside...

Fine detail leave nothing to chance
Burglars were they that was their stance
A painting in...

Hey Ho look out batten your hatches once again
Coz the weathermans just said storm ‘Hor-hay is...

Oooh let’s get a takeaway
There’s so many different kinds to eat
Chinese, Indians, Tapas and...

“Anyone wanting
pancakes ?”
“Yes Mam” our middle one yells
“Then I’ll have another...

She must have swallowed an encyclopia with those long lengthy words
One has never heard so many...

A riddle me ree for you from me ?

I set you a challenge
A riddle me ree
If you can...

Especially when giving cheeky badass
blemished physiognomic reflection
tricking me seeing...

I saw skinny dippers diving into the salty sea
They didn’t hide their nudity when they noticed me...

At night my life's love,creates tears in my eyes
They fall,just as soon as she climbs into bed,...

My gorgeous girls are like a breath of early morning dew, six shining stars in all they think, speak and...

We want to and will do someday when we pass through
but we put off tomorrow what needs done today...

Read me
Judge me
As I rhyme
I am only passing time
Long days when I am sat...

Sweet story’s ? ?

I’m leaning up agianst a tree
Wind brushes my lips like Hershey kisses...