Amusing

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I am totally stuck!!

I am totally stuck!!

Try as I may tho I am totally stuck!!
I rattle around in my imagination yet I am thunderstruck...

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Having a lovely lie in

Having a lovely lie in

Having a lovely lie in when the Cockerel crows outside
“Run away you noisy bird up yonder hillside...

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FAILED ATTEMPT

Fine detail leave nothing to chance
Burglars were they that was their stance
A painting in...

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Storm ‘Hor-hay’ ???

Storm ‘Hor-hay’ ???

Hey Ho look out batten your hatches once again
Coz the weathermans just said storm ‘Hor-hay is...

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Ooh let’s get a takeaway

Ooh let’s get a takeaway

Oooh let’s get a takeaway
There’s so many different kinds to eat
Chinese, Indians, Tapas and...

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“Happy Pancake day”?

“Happy Pancake day”?

“Anyone wanting
pancakes ?”
“Yes Mam” our middle one yells
“Then I’ll have another...

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‘Eye-goggling’

‘Eye-goggling’

She must have swallowed an encyclopia with those long lengthy words
One has never heard so many...

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A riddle me ree for you...

A riddle me ree for you from me ?

A riddle me ree for you from me ?

I set you a challenge
A riddle me ree
If you can...

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Mirrors don't lie...

Mirrors don't lie about frank and ernest portrayal...

Especially when giving cheeky badass
blemished physiognomic reflection
tricking me seeing...

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Skinny Dipping

Skinny Dipping

I saw skinny dippers diving into the salty sea
They didn’t hide their nudity when they noticed me...

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Night - time gifts

Night - time gifts

At night my life's love,creates tears in my eyes
They fall,just as soon as she climbs into bed,...

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His septet of seven shes

His septet of seven shes

My gorgeous girls are like a breath of early morning dew, six shining stars in all they think, speak and...

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Absolutely worn out?

Absolutely worn out?

We want to and will do someday when we pass through
but we put off tomorrow what needs done today...

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I am only passing time

I am only passing time

Read me
Judge me
As I rhyme
I am only passing time
Long days when I am sat...

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Sweet story’s

Sweet story’s ? ?

I’m leaning up agianst a tree
Wind brushes my lips like Hershey kisses...

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The Jelly Bellies

The Jelly Bellies

With a wiggle waggle wobbliness
Of jilly jolly jellies
the willy wally wannabees
...

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“RENDENDEER!!”

“RENDENDEER!!”

I was on my daily dander dawdling along
Stepping over a stoney stile beside a billabong
I...