Amusing

Big fat strawberries on display
I'm all puckered up, just passed the tray
My mouth is having...

She is her Mother’s daughter but she’s got her Daddy’s feet
with stubby sausage little toes that...

We had kippers for our tea and tho they were very nice
before you have some kippers
I shall...

Lost is it..?
Unless found..
Is nothing
..Found..
Otherwise ..
Untell...

You can take the girl out of the country
But never the country out of the girl
As she dances...

There is a definate devide
Betwixt and between
England’s pleasant pasture’s green
You...

“Hiccup”
“Hiccup” “aaahhhIccuppp”
two seconds go by then “Hhhhiccup”
Dam and blast “...

She is a worrier about worriment as she worries everyday
Her anxieties of agonising apprehension is...

My chest is tight
I'm burning up
My cough cuts
Spewing infected cells
Into the...

Hes so masculine
Muscular and mightily macho
As he’s pumping his iron pulsating with pronto...

She’s a Huckleberry hillbilly wearin’ petticoats frilly, catchin’ all the boys eyes and givin’ them a huge...

Well would you believe it and I know it sounds absurd but I tell you no lie and this is just what I heard...

Huh Greg said my first attempt at his worst poem ever was far to perfect and I said “Well I never” So “Blah...

Well I have been asked to do a challenge about the worst poem ever
So I shall try my very best to...

“Go fetch Billy” as his master throws a stick
Billy the big boisterous Boxer pup doesn’t miss a...

My camaradarie of companions mean the whole wide world to me, steadfast shoulders to cry onto whilst they...

Pickled onion poem ???

“Do you know about the old wive’s remedy for getting rid of big bad bunions...