Amusing

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The Jelly Bellies

The Jelly Bellies

With a wiggle waggle wobbliness
Of jilly jolly jellies
the willy wally wannabees
...

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“RENDENDEER!!”

“RENDENDEER!!”

I was on my daily dander dawdling along
Stepping over a stoney stile beside a billabong
I...

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Valentines Day

Big fat strawberries on display
I'm all puckered up, just passed the tray
My mouth is having...

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Her Putrid Pasties

Her Putrid Pasties

She is her Mother’s daughter but she’s got her Daddy’s feet
with stubby sausage little toes that...

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“Something fishy going on”?

“Something fishy going on”?

We had kippers for our tea and tho they were very nice
before you have some kippers
I shall...

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Lost Or Found

Lost is it..?
Unless found..
Is nothing
..Found..
Otherwise ..
Untell...

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“Och aye the noo”

“Och aye the noo”

You can take the girl out of the country
But never the country out of the girl
As she dances...

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Us Northerners...

Us Northerners realistically speaking

There is a definate devide
Betwixt and between
England’s pleasant pasture’s green
You...

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“Hiccup”

“Hiccup”

“Hiccup”
“Hiccup” “aaahhhIccuppp”
two seconds go by then “Hhhhiccup”
Dam and blast “...

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She worries about worriment

She worries about worriment

She is a worrier about worriment as she worries everyday
Her anxieties of agonising apprehension is...

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My plague

My plague

My chest is tight
I'm burning up
My cough cuts
Spewing infected cells
Into the...

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Bill the Bouncer

Bill the Bouncer

Hes so masculine
Muscular and mightily macho
As he’s pumping his iron pulsating with pronto...

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Polly Pooey

Polly Pooey

She’s a Huckleberry hillbilly wearin’ petticoats frilly, catchin’ all the boys eyes and givin’ them a huge...

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The Worst ever poem fourth...

The Worst ever poem fourth and finale

Well would you believe it and I know it sounds absurd but I tell you no lie and this is just what I heard...

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The Worst Poem Ever

My Second Attempt Greg ???

The Worst Poem Ever

Huh Greg said my first attempt at his worst poem ever was far to perfect and I said “Well I never” So “Blah...

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The Worst Poem Ever ???

Greg’s challenge ???

The Worst Poem Ever ???

Well I have been asked to do a challenge about the worst poem ever
So I shall try my very best to...

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Billy the big Boxer

Billy the big Boxer

“Go fetch Billy” as his master throws a stick
Billy the big boisterous Boxer pup doesn’t miss a...