Amusing

Here I sit moan and weep
Cause I'm stuck to this ice cold seat
Came out here to drop a load...

My feet are firm,my feet are firm,my feet are firm, bok bok bacock, bacock, bacock! here i go here i go...

Watch him now, the artless fool
Full of fake expression and counterfeit cool
He paints a...

Once upon a time, in a secret garden

There growing in a fairy ring

Was a beautiful green...

It`s on the stairs

You lazy mare

So hurry up and get it.

That cup of tea

...

You got to be there because your a part of it

rap on!

Our soul is a part of what makes us...

THE LESS YOU GIVE A FUCK!
THE HAPPIER YOU WILL BE!
THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN
MY LIFES....!...

I`m sitting all alone !! feeling so sad !!

Because my date should have been a real treat.!!...

There was this dirty big hole

That something horrible had made!

Just near the garden shed...

Our Berty doesn`t want a busty girl! Oh no!!

Or a skinny stick insect!

But someone he can...

" Eeh our Gerty!! its just past chuffin Christmas!

But telly`s just full ar adverts, for all them...

Would you look at that skirt,
No wonder you get treated like dirt.
Stop accepting all those...

I’ve come to the conclusion as now I’m getting older, that in days gone when in my prime, I really felt...

One of them is 6" 2", and yes his eyes are blue!

The youngest is our son.

The other one is...

" Mum, quick!!

There`s an elephant in the garden shed !!

Mum look, he can`t get out!! "...