Here I sit moan and weep Cause I'm stuck to this ice cold seat Came out here to drop a load...
My feet are firm,my feet are firm,my feet are firm, bok bok bacock, bacock, bacock! here i go here i go...
Watch him now, the artless fool Full of fake expression and counterfeit cool He paints a...
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Once upon a time, in a secret garden
There growing in a fairy ring
Was a beautiful green...
It`s on the stairs
You lazy mare
So hurry up and get it.
That cup of tea
...
You got to be there because your a part of it
rap on!
Our soul is a part of what makes us...
THE LESS YOU GIVE A FUCK! THE HAPPIER YOU WILL BE! THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY LIFES....!...
I`m sitting all alone !! feeling so sad !!
Because my date should have been a real treat.!!...
There was this dirty big hole
That something horrible had made!
Just near the garden shed...
Our Berty doesn`t want a busty girl! Oh no!!
Or a skinny stick insect!
But someone he can...
" Eeh our Gerty!! its just past chuffin Christmas!
But telly`s just full ar adverts, for all them...
Would you look at that skirt, No wonder you get treated like dirt. Stop accepting all those...
I’ve come to the conclusion as now I’m getting older, that in days gone when in my prime, I really felt...
One of them is 6" 2", and yes his eyes are blue!
The youngest is our son.
The other one is...
" Mum, quick!!
There`s an elephant in the garden shed !!
Mum look, he can`t get out!! "...