Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower...
I Tore a million stars from the miles in my eyes nailed them with steel splinter tears to...
Sent my smooching life south, whereby I felt like poor Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,...
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Winter hit cold with destruction Memories are forgotten, Am I rotten inside Father, I walk...
This did not come out of nowhere as you say. This was not wholey unexpected on this day. Your...
Ink roached infestation didst derive within mice elf
Minor emendations to following just...
Boundless pleadings and Prayers couldn’t bring her back Met a psychopath
I the depth of my mind she's hid away she'll remain there till my death, my last day...
Four sharp suited gentlemen thought of a plan How to obtain the takings of a Post Office van...
Thoughts thoughts go away,
Depart!!
From my way,
The year is young, we...
1, 2, 3,...
Sparrowsong are you busy?
I'm missing a key....
Oh ok...
Good...
Soon enough Our brains will be fed artificially, Tik-tok stream will become our reality...
Onset of first 2023 heatwave found yours truly lulled to sleep courtesy rattle and hum...
Twas partly on account of yours truly being incarnation of Samson; spouse and I wed ...
When the curtain is cast aside, And into the scene born we are,
Sorrow stirring, no...
Cold whetted steel Pierces my heart, As she twists the blade And sadly smiles. ...
Don't come close. Only will I say it once, Because second and third chances are done I'm not...