Around the year 2020 a paranormal research team crosses paths with a 27 year old medium with some...
That metal hatchet you used once to break down my door is rusty now. It reminds me of you when I pass it...
We are all made of bones and flesh...
Everything works together...
Down to every heart beat...
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I am ready to defend all the nuts...
Breadcrumbs weren't good enough?
They pecked all of my...
I feel the clouds all rolling in The tide is crashing against the shore You might want to...
I watched last night from Hollywood, the Golden Globe Awards;
Several of our finest actors, said...
" I can get you on the naughty list! Without taking to much of a risk ? Just so long as your...
" Here,s how to tell, If you,ve been really bad ! By the size of the shit-pile, That Santa has had...
" Listen to me...You aint getting shit ! I,ve been keeping my eye on you, Ya git ? Having ya...
When we know it is our time we,
The to run from the dark.
But the darkness swallows us...
I pulled one wing off a butterfly And watched it spiral to the ground I held a cat under hot...
People laugh at me, \Do you know why? \People stare at me, \Do you know why? \...
" Fuck it...Be bad !!!! As it could well be, The best time That you ever fuck n had ?...
I....I've had a bad day.
In a series of, unfortunate events-
My team lost, ...
If you're feeling sad?
Depressed?
Mad?
You probably have a real good reason......