I got out my bed to go to the loo Ouch I stubbed my big, left toe God knowโs how I caught...
Your cheeks are too round and your hair is too flat. That dress you tried on? It makes you look fat...
Lingering macabre in darkness festers, Unseen entities, oppression of jesters. Creaking of...
You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.
I'm doing a bench press and a squat thrust In order to lose weight I really must I have to...
Mighty warcraft sails amass Forged courageous battles pass Restless waters dark and dank...
I am a victorious Viking sailing along the Northumbria coastline On a mission to raid a fortress...
Today I just finished watching the documentary about the American serial killer and rapist called Ted Bundy...
Love is like a war zone
Its hard to fight this battle alone
I'm standing
Scared,...
Hank & Harvey were two avid bikers They used to sit together at school Whilst Harvey...
Ring with no feather in my cap only envy at handsome man drakes with bucks, who could bank on...
The silver catches the light, the edges piercing the skin How can I stop if I can't battle the...
If youโre going to drink at least know how to handle your alcohol. If you canโt then donโt drink at...
Iโm serving a country that donโt love me or my people. Fighting for other peopleโs rights when mines...
Oh my bothersome blighted brain Please can you permit my menaced mind a rest As I snuggle up...
"Back to the basics, simplification, having finally learned, from your drug use,...
Silence Upon the misty hill Silver sunrise hits cold steel Pink blossoms ride the wind...