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Like damn I’m speechless
Where did you come from, the sky?
Who can’t honestly be more blessed...

Under a clear blue South African sky
He watches the penguins waddle by
The last day of his...

My only sweetheart
For our heart forever

I dream off you forever
Two in love with you...

In order to be victorious,
One must first be defeated.
For only those who have been defeated...

And Sill Lab Buff Hick Aye Shun

Hip puck creasy (ad hoc) key hide dee came
hint hoo my...

You carried me in your womb till u gave me life, u were my love at first sight. You rocked me till I fell...

women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle
akin to puppy chasing her/his tail
or...

I once knew a girl whose name was Tilly
When it was hot she was always chilly
She always did...

Fortune Cookie Maxim Minimizes
(alternately titled “markedly welcome matt and luke warm john.”)...

He has heart, loyalty and will fight in your Honor and he will tell you when you're wrong...

His...

piercing blue eyes
reflect off the skies
Long locks of gold hair
with a small bit of...

Heartstrings plucked tender swansong
upon hearing the plaintive wail of me
eldest lass...

Way back before this baby boomer waz astute
countless decades before aye became long in the tooth,...

Hey! It’s so good to see you!
What you been up to?
Have you been bending this world to your...

amidst cavorting delightfully, enjoying thorough
frolicking gingerly, foreign hick hating slo...

November eighth is my day
This is my masterpiece
I was asked to freestyle
And so I...

He wore cowboy boots and a stetson hat
He rode into a town on a horse both ugly and fat
He...