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To Be Victorious...

In order to be victorious,
One must first be defeated.
For only those who have been defeated...

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Fun Net Ticks

Fun Net Ticks

And Sill Lab Buff Hick Aye Shun

Hip puck creasy (ad hoc) key hide dee came
hint hoo my...

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Mamas are angels from god

Mamas are angels from god

You carried me in your womb till u gave me life, u were my love at first sight. You rocked me till I fell...

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Pleasingly Plump...

Pleasingly Plump Praiseworthy Princesses

women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle
akin to puppy chasing her/his tail
or...

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TILLY

TILLY

I once knew a girl whose name was Tilly
When it was hot she was always chilly
She always did...

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Apple Macbook Pro Update...

Apple Macbook Pro Update Process

Fortune Cookie Maxim Minimizes
(alternately titled “markedly welcome matt and luke warm john.”)...

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DBLANKPORTRAIT WINGMAN

DBLANKPORTRAIT WINGMAN

He has heart, loyalty and will fight in your Honor and he will tell you when you're wrong...

His...

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Best friends

Best friends

piercing blue eyes
reflect off the skies
Long locks of gold hair
with a small bit of...

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PATERNAL LOVE FOR ELDEST...

PATERNAL LOVE FOR ELDEST DAUGHTER - penned approximately a half dozen years ago.

Heartstrings plucked tender swansong
upon hearing the plaintive wail of me
eldest lass...

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Me Late Mum, A Holly Day...

Me Late Mum, A Holly Day Mastermind Maven Maverick

Way back before this baby boomer waz astute
countless decades before aye became long in the tooth,...

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Hey!

Hey!

Hey! It’s so good to see you!
What you been up to?
Have you been bending this world to your...

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Patterson, New Jersey circa...

Patterson, New Jersey circa December 1st, 1959

amidst cavorting delightfully, enjoying thorough
frolicking gingerly, foreign hick hating slo...

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Masterpiece

Masterpiece

November eighth is my day
This is my masterpiece
I was asked to freestyle
And so I...

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THE GUNSLINGERS

THE GUNSLINGERS

He wore cowboy boots and a stetson hat
He rode into a town on a horse both ugly and fat
He...

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THE BEST MAN

THE BEST MAN

I could have sent you a love song to tell you how I feel...

I could have sent you a card that said...

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Hood Rap

I ain't ever rap.
I just gotta comeback.

Your dog sittin on my lap.
like he ain't got...

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To my old man

Even though you're not about I still think of you, I miss you oh so much and the things you used to do......