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Political Folly

Political Folly

Politicians claim they put things right

When are they going to see the light ?

By the time...

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I Ain't Goin'...

I Ain't Goin' Nowhere

Well I think it's about time once again
To thank all my poetry friends
To let you all know...

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facebook

facebook

I come home from work
and See my girlfriend crying
She can’t get on face book
And...

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Face book status

Face book status

I have face book on my smart phone
And get some notifications yesterday
I was driving down...

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Coffee

Coffee

I've gone an hour without coffee

I think there's something wrong with me

Caffeine...

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Shopping

Shopping

You will see in every shopping mall
Men waiting out side clothing store
Because their wife...

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Donald Trump Card

Donald Trump Card

<Trump Card: A valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an...

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Roses Ever So Beautiful

Roses Ever So Beautiful

Roses ever so beautiful

Him: Dyed with a bloody red

Soldiers, hardy and dutiful

Him...

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Power Lines Don't Make...

Power Lines Don&#039;t Make Good Clothes Lines

Some people say she was crazy, they think that she was out of her mind.
She paid the price when she...

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" PARTY PUSS !?"X

&quot; PARTY PUSS !?&quot;X

" THIS OLE PUSSY CAT, HAS PARTIED ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
UNTIL THE NIGHT, BECAME DAY LIGHT!
...

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" TALKING..BOLLOCKS ...

&quot; TALKING..BOLLOCKS &quot;!?X

" IT REALLY IS TIME, TO STOP TALKING BOLLOCKS !
INSTEAD OF STUFFING YA TROUBLES, IN YA POCKETS...

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No Sense

No Sense

Who knows what, where or when ?

But it was neither there nor then !

I haven't got a clue...

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RUN TO THE HILLS

All about is a nightmare
Everywhere is a disaster
All and sundry will go under
Heaven...

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Winnie the pooh and...

Winnie the pooh and Christopher too

What shall we do today said Christopher Robin to Pooh.

Why don’t we vote, it will be something to...

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" BOX..CLEVER "!?X

&quot; BOX..CLEVER &quot;!?X

" I CAN NOT BE A PERSON
TO BE PUT AWAY IN A BOX!
I AM THE KIND OF GIRL
WHO SAYS, FUCK...