Comedy

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My name is berry

My name is berry

my name is berry,
and my moms to hairy,
and my dad is to canny,
so i buy some candy,...

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Deja Vu !

Deja Vu !

Deja Vu keeps happening to me !

I am sure I have been here previously

Why does this all...

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Moaning Lisa

Moaning Lisa

You'd never know this masterpiece
By Leonardo da Vinci
Was painted while Moaning Lisa
...

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Monday's Men's...

Monday's Men's Room Massacre

Starting week, with an empty cup of joy

Weekend hangover attached with that,

Avoid...

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Guilty pleasure

Hot or cold,
I've wanted you for so long,
I need you in me,
Even though it's wrong,...

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One Night

One Night

drifting to the beat of the night

we walked hand in hand to see the moon

and the ocean from...

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Desire !

Desire !

You do have the power to turn me on

When you tantalize and tease this long

I badly want to...

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" ME & MY DORE !?...

" ME & MY DORE !?" X

" ME & MY DORE...DEAR MRS MOUSE !
WE JUST LOVE, TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
CUDDLE UP HERE...

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Blankety Blank Blank Blank

Blankety Blank Blank Blank

Blankety blankety blank blank blank
Blankety blank blank blank
So how do like my quatrain so...

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" BABY..BOFFIN !?" X

" BABY..BOFFIN !?" X

" I MAY JUST BE A FEW MONTHS OLD !
& MY MUMMY SAYS, IM GOOD AS GOLD
I STILL HAVE UPSET...

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He Bought The Farm

He Bought The Farm

Today started out bright and shiny
Then suddenly turned cloudy and sad
Doesn't take much to...

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Nothing But Fig Leafs

Nothing But Fig Leafs

They say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing

But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world...

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HAMBITIONS

HAMBITIONS TIM WILLIAMS SEPT. 2015

LET'S STAND ON THE SEA SHORE,
HAVE A GO ON A SEE-SAW,...

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Tis To Laugh

Tis To Laugh

“Tis to laugh” I heard someone say
Methinks they were referring to me
Started out laughing...

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Thufferin Thuccotath

Thufferin Thuccotath

Thufferin thuccotath... that's dethpicable!

Of courth you know thith meanth war!!!

Did I...