Funny

1.
Surfing along with my head phones on,

"Just leave him alone, It's how he gets his groove...

When Coleco made the Atari 2600 Donkey Kong Junior, what were they thinking?
When they made this...

One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.
He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law...

He had a straw body and a straw head
At night he rested on his large straw bed
This man...

Judgment amazingly clear.
The signature smirk,
As eyes go up then down.
Criticism...

Eyes asleep
Body half awake
I frantically scrammed
As the alarm clock began to quake...

I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write.
Many people don't understand my situation and...

Word crazy ?

Nonsensicle & hullabaloo
I love using a crazy word
Haven’t the...

I went to church but the preacher was so boring.
He became upset every time he heard me snoring....

Hamish McTagish was a wild hairy Haggis
He dwelled amongst the hills & glens
His doting...

I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh.
I decided to pet one and I soon...

Those holiday traditions we go through
From Thanksgiving to year’s end too
Friends come on...

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble.
He's a criminal who is in big trouble.
Barney lost his...

Harry the black nose donkey
Had a very ugly nose
And all the other animals in the farm use...

My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck.
He was very angry because his teenage son...