Funny

Word crazy ?

Nonsensicle & hullabaloo
I love using a crazy word
Haven’t the...

I went to church but the preacher was so boring.
He became upset every time he heard me snoring....

Hamish McTagish was a wild hairy Haggis
He dwelled amongst the hills & glens
His doting...

I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh.
I decided to pet one and I soon...

Those holiday traditions we go through
From Thanksgiving to year’s end too
Friends come on...

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble.
He's a criminal who is in big trouble.
Barney lost his...

Harry the black nose donkey
Had a very ugly nose
And all the other animals in the farm use...

My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck.
He was very angry because his teenage son...

I called the police station but there were no cops.
Every single police officer was at doughnut...

My son asked for a video game console and I ended up being sorry.
I went Christmas shopping at a...

I gave my daughter $10,000 for Christmas and she gave me a hammer and a box of nails.
I tried to...

Last year, the Grinch stole the presents and my Christmas tree.
This year I'm making that green...

Most children want toys for Christmas but I wanted revenge.
Santa put me on his naughty list and...

I asked my girlfriend what she wants for Christmas
And she said all she wants for Christmas is me...

Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show,...