Funny

Someone call the police
Please call them anyone
I left my turkey in the oven
Now my...

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending...

Laughter is a tonic?

Everybody needs a laugh now & again
It doesn’t half do you good...

Misty the smokey, grey country cat
Narrow eyes of emerald green
He undoubtedly was the most...

I needed a holiday so I decided on a trip
Seeing an unused pool I went in for a dip
It was...

I am looking after Ollie
He is my Grand daughters pet
Everytime I glance into his cage...

Little girl, pretty girl, ugly girl, funny girl.
Always in a hurry girl,
Never time to worry...

Sparrowsong what are you wearing?

Is it new?

You finished it?

Enough of the...

The humble croissant is a wonderous thing
So much enjoyment to breakfast it can bring
Some...

Tasty sweeties?

Cleaning out the guinea pig
I use the plastic scoop
I fill a bag from...

Empty hangers were once dressed
Different sizes, I'm not impressed
Who lives in these very...

Instead of behaving like a civilized Human Being, Hell was what he chose to raise.
My brother had a...

Something happened that depresses me because it's bad.
I got married two years ago and my wife gave...

Oh me oh my I wonder why
A ‘V’ does form up in the sky
It is a flock of geese fly by
...

*We've got to have fun with our words from time to time, ??*

Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce...

I'll smile for a while
Then it goes upside down
But I don't know why
It turns into a...