Funny

Last year, the Grinch stole the presents and my Christmas tree.
This year I'm making that green...

Most children want toys for Christmas but I wanted revenge.
Santa put me on his naughty list and...

I asked my girlfriend what she wants for Christmas
And she said all she wants for Christmas is me...

Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show,...

My name is Timmy and I had a dog named Lassie.
My father is an alcoholic and my mother is sassy....

I get really upset and frustrated this time of the year.
Children think I'm Santa Claus with eight...

Today we are going to the pantomime
For festive fun Oh yes we are
Alot of us boarding a bus...

I won't be home for Christmas even though I tried.
I won't be home because my parole was denied....

Something happened and my son is pissed.
He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list.
But...

When I decided to watch a bad movie, it was an impossible task.
I died when I watched Son of The...

(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.)

I can't believe what the USA Government has...

I drive a convertible but not by choice.
If I hadn't ducked, I wouldn't be alive for people to hear...

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
Resides at Christinas care home l’m not really sure how this will...

Grey and black and white and brown the anti’s-rainbow frown delight,

Anti-rain opaque as fate falls...

Someone call the police
Please call them anyone
I left my turkey in the oven
Now my...

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending...

Laughter is a tonic?

Everybody needs a laugh now & again
It doesn’t half do you good...