Funny

Mr Salt & Pepper pots

Mr Salt & Mrs Pepper on the kitchen table
The two tricksters...

I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut.
She thinks she owns me just because...

It was Christmas of 1982 and my parents did something horrible to me.
I asked them to give me a game...

Nearly two years gone and I am still here
The orange baboon, the puppeteer
I have very...

Sorry mate I can't be bothered
just getting dressed would have me peeved
sorry but at times I...

Lauren & her makeup?

There is a latest fashion
It is painting on a brow
But the...

The Prickles Shindig

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
They held a party on the farm...

Zebidee & Marmalade

Zebidee & Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was...

Well, sit down kids, gonna tell you a story, what happened to me, when I was younger, one Halloween....

I worked at an appliance store and the boss made a bad decision.
I sold appliances and the lard butt...

How can one embrace a society of youth
It's a liquid poison spilling no truth
Transmitted...

Helen had a habit of sleepwalking when waking one night to hear the faint cry of her voice calling my name...

I trained Little Mac to be a prizefighter, and his opponents see stars.
Diabetes caused my leg to be...

F IRE BURNING! THIS HELL HOLE SCORCHING!
u nder fire; they've come for me
n ow my home is...

A dirt dauber flew into my mouth and it's stuck in my throat.
It keeps stinging me over and over and...

Bags left in the hallway,
Coats left on the chair;
Half asleep im tripping over,
Shoes...

People don't like me because I make terrible moonshine.
Nobody in their right mind wants this...