Funny

Little girl, pretty girl, ugly girl, funny girl.
Always in a hurry girl,
Never time to worry...

Sparrowsong what are you wearing?

Is it new?

You finished it?

Enough of the...

The humble croissant is a wonderous thing
So much enjoyment to breakfast it can bring
Some...

Tasty sweeties?

Cleaning out the guinea pig
I use the plastic scoop
I fill a bag from...

Empty hangers were once dressed
Different sizes, I'm not impressed
Who lives in these very...

Instead of behaving like a civilized Human Being, Hell was what he chose to raise.
My brother had a...

Something happened that depresses me because it's bad.
I got married two years ago and my wife gave...

Oh me oh my I wonder why
A ‘V’ does form up in the sky
It is a flock of geese fly by
...

*We've got to have fun with our words from time to time, ??*

Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce...

I'll smile for a while
Then it goes upside down
But I don't know why
It turns into a...

Mr Salt & Pepper pots

Mr Salt & Mrs Pepper on the kitchen table
The two tricksters...

I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut.
She thinks she owns me just because...

It was Christmas of 1982 and my parents did something horrible to me.
I asked them to give me a game...

Nearly two years gone and I am still here
The orange baboon, the puppeteer
I have very...

Sorry mate I can't be bothered
just getting dressed would have me peeved
sorry but at times I...

Lauren & her makeup?

There is a latest fashion
It is painting on a brow
But the...

The Prickles Shindig

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
They held a party on the farm...