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Zebidee & Marmalade

Zebidee & Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was...

Well, sit down kids, gonna tell you a story, what happened to me, when I was younger, one Halloween....

I worked at an appliance store and the boss made a bad decision.
I sold appliances and the lard butt...

How can one embrace a society of youth
It's a liquid poison spilling no truth
Transmitted...

Helen had a habit of sleepwalking when waking one night to hear the faint cry of her voice calling my name...

I trained Little Mac to be a prizefighter, and his opponents see stars.
Diabetes caused my leg to be...

F IRE BURNING! THIS HELL HOLE SCORCHING!
u nder fire; they've come for me
n ow my home is...

A dirt dauber flew into my mouth and it's stuck in my throat.
It keeps stinging me over and over and...

Bags left in the hallway,
Coats left on the chair;
Half asleep im tripping over,
Shoes...

People don't like me because I make terrible moonshine.
Nobody in their right mind wants this...

Some people tried to skip out, and not pay their hotel bill.
But when they tried to leave, their car...

So this is growing up
Counting tax returns instead of stars
Draining wallets, not crayon...

I\m a vampire, and I prowl during the night.
You'd better lock your doors because I bite.
If...

My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds.
She got fat because she doesn't...

Oil was struck on my land, and 100 million is what I was paid.
My nephew has a great education, he...

That's the good thing about possum innards, just as good the second day.
But when our dinner guests...