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Some people tried to skip out, and not pay their hotel bill.
But when they tried to leave, their car...

So this is growing up
Counting tax returns instead of stars
Draining wallets, not crayon...

I\m a vampire, and I prowl during the night.
You'd better lock your doors because I bite.
If...

My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds.
She got fat because she doesn't...

Oil was struck on my land, and 100 million is what I was paid.
My nephew has a great education, he...

That's the good thing about possum innards, just as good the second day.
But when our dinner guests...

Nag nag nag and nag nag again,
Cluck cluck clucking like a hangry hen,
Punch punch punch is...

I had a fruitcake that had been passed from person to person for 150 years.
I gave that recycled...

Bored with Seduction
Hot Malibu Girl
Impresses Instagram Followers
By Posting a Scary...

I once drove a brand new car and lived in a nice apartment.
But now I'm dirt poor and I live down by...

I'm not a fan of football,
rugbys' kind of lame,
i really do hate tennis,
chess is...

Even though I'm twenty-two years old, I still wear a diaper.
I haven't been changed in a week and I'...

Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee
barked up the wrong...

Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool.
I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull....

While in a charity shop the other day
I saw a bargain coming my way
All the episodes of Hong...

I wrote a letter to the council,
to highlight my complaints,
As I thought it'd get the job...