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Nag nag nag and nag nag again,
Cluck cluck clucking like a hangry hen,
Punch punch punch is...

I had a fruitcake that had been passed from person to person for 150 years.
I gave that recycled...

Bored with Seduction
Hot Malibu Girl
Impresses Instagram Followers
By Posting a Scary...

I once drove a brand new car and lived in a nice apartment.
But now I'm dirt poor and I live down by...

I'm not a fan of football,
rugbys' kind of lame,
i really do hate tennis,
chess is...

Even though I'm twenty-two years old, I still wear a diaper.
I haven't been changed in a week and I'...

Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee
barked up the wrong...

Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool.
I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull....

While in a charity shop the other day
I saw a bargain coming my way
All the episodes of Hong...

I wrote a letter to the council,
to highlight my complaints,
As I thought it'd get the job...

My English teacher hates me,
I've noticed these past months,
After all my well meant...

I charged a town full of hicks ten thousand bucks to make it rain.
They said if there was no...

I PASSED BY THE MIRROR TODAY
AND WHAT DID I SEE
SOME LITTLE OLD LADY
STARING BACK AT...

My dream came true when I became a referee.
But my heart is broken because they fired me.
I...

I DREAMED AGAIN ABOUT A PRINCE
THE ONE I'VE YET TO MEET
I KNOW HE'S TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME...

She's finding things springy,
how our life coils,
and springs back into place.
she's...

I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.
She went behind my back and had a sex...