Funny

Her name is Plum, she's six years old and she's a beauty queen.

But she and her...

The snowmen are coming, they come with the snow.

Two arms made of twigs snowballs they can't throw...

Sitting in class,
Learning about cosmology.
I look through the widows glass,
And I see...

There was an old lady,
Who was going to the shop,
She went to buy something,
But she...

Sparrowsong?

Hold on this is a funny part...

Sparrowsong?

Not yet...

...

Sitting on a bus, in Paraguay
Holding a lemon meringue pie
A man got way too friendly;...

Drake faked his death,
Jake tried to take some snakes.
Frank tried to bake a big as cake;...

The world has a big problem. today,
it is full of people with two faces.
Their brains are...

Waking in surroundings unknown
Dreading the shame of walk home
Oh no wheres my phone
...

Facebook fakebook
Lets do another takebook
Singlebook,minglebook
Send a little...

Facebook fakebook
Rub it in your face book
Tag book slagbook
Try and be a wag book...

Us Scot's have oor ain language

Where ken means know
And Barry isn’t a man
A radge...

Today there's a new craze taking over
With women, all over the world
They treasure their cell...

I met this girl her body
was right.

Titties so big make a
dog wanna bite.

I...

When I refused to buy my son a Nintendo Switch, he turned on me.

He gave away all...

I'm hotter then

A fat person wearing
A fur coat
Sipping on a jalapeno margarita with...