Funny

It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year
With the finals upon us
And professors will fuss to...

It's Black Friday and I grabbed the last iPad.
When I grabbed it, it sure made people mad.
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Rock is dead, because people like you killed it!!!

Quote from; Jerry Russo
"A wise truthful...

Imagine what we see isn't for real
What if we had lollipops for trees
And the bus driver...

I came to my college class, hoping to get an “A”

However, I failed to realize the trouble I was in...

I don't understand what a human mind thinks,
I can not imagine how another thinks about life and...

~ Happy Halloween Witch!

I’m going to kill her.
Scare the living shit out of her.
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I ain't ever rap.
I just gotta comeback.

Your dog sittin on my lap.
like he ain't got...

I'm going next door...

I will be right back...

Sparrowsong why don't you bring the Cake...

Her name is Plum, she's six years old and she's a beauty queen.

But she and her...

The snowmen are coming, they come with the snow.

Two arms made of twigs snowballs they can't throw...

Sitting in class,
Learning about cosmology.
I look through the widows glass,
And I see...

There was an old lady,
Who was going to the shop,
She went to buy something,
But she...

Sparrowsong?

Hold on this is a funny part...

Sparrowsong?

Not yet...

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Sitting on a bus, in Paraguay
Holding a lemon meringue pie
A man got way too friendly;...