Funny

Once a year, I deliver presents to children all over the world.
But sometimes I wonder why I do what...

My wife makes me put up 3000 Christmas lights at our place.
We have the only house that can be seen...

I am a teenager
Yes
A terrible, Ignorant teenager
Yeah
I'm "lazy"
But...

The man with chewing gum stuck to his shoe
Was at a loss at what to do
He could not reach his...

What urks me mostes...
The peeple that cann't spell chek.
Y cant they use spell cheker?...

Even though you complain because you have thirteen kids to feed,

You don't agree...

My Cell Phone,
One I do love,
As hours spent with you,
I've become addicted.

...

It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year
With the finals upon us
And professors will fuss to...

It's Black Friday and I grabbed the last iPad.
When I grabbed it, it sure made people mad.
...

Rock is dead, because people like you killed it!!!

Quote from; Jerry Russo
"A wise truthful...

Imagine what we see isn't for real
What if we had lollipops for trees
And the bus driver...

I came to my college class, hoping to get an “A”

However, I failed to realize the trouble I was in...

I don't understand what a human mind thinks,
I can not imagine how another thinks about life and...

~ Happy Halloween Witch!

I’m going to kill her.
Scare the living shit out of her.
...

I ain't ever rap.
I just gotta comeback.

Your dog sittin on my lap.
like he ain't got...

I'm going next door...

I will be right back...

Sparrowsong why don't you bring the Cake...