Funny

Died so soon at the age of thirty one
Your legacy and memory still lives on
I have seen and...

Stace complains about gav's dick,
says there's not much she can do with it,
pulls it up and...

Sun coming up and my mind at work I do this all day long
I say I hear song playing some where so...

I was in the supermarket,
don't usually go to this one
so I didn't know the layout,
...

Where I live, a bunch of idiots work at the DMV.
They proved that by giving a drivers license to me...

Silence is here, I can't hear a sound, except the slight whimper of next doors mutt-hound.
I like to...

I live in Hazzard County and I am Deputy Enos Strate.
I'm a virgin because Daisy Duke is the only...

I bumped into a woman and knocked her down with my car.
I don't blame her for being angry but she...

My neighbor accused me when his truck was stolen.
He broke my jaw two months ago and it's still...

When I sexually harassed the She-Hulk, it was a mistake.
I was unaware of just how many bones that...

I pinched my coworker on St. Patrick's Day for not wearing green.
I thought it was funny but she...

When I met a woman, I didn't know she's married or that she's a slut.
Her husband caught us and he...

I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny.
People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny....

With your goofy ways,
And your heart felt days,
I am proud to call you my brother,
...

**such fun I had with this??**
I know a lady called miss Anne Baker she was an incredible cake maker...

In the summer we would go to Barry Island,
even people from England went there,
there was a...