Funny

So you've had a bad day?

He was late for work...

Got the voicemail...

The reason...

When I learned the truth, I yelled "Oh No!"
Last week, I learned that my wife is a hoe.
When...

Child minding
She ponders as amidst the fray she sits
The kids causing havoc pulling the...

Died so soon at the age of thirty one
Your legacy and memory still lives on
I have seen and...

Stace complains about gav's dick,
says there's not much she can do with it,
pulls it up and...

Sun coming up and my mind at work I do this all day long
I say I hear song playing some where so...

I was in the supermarket,
don't usually go to this one
so I didn't know the layout,
...

Where I live, a bunch of idiots work at the DMV.
They proved that by giving a drivers license to me...

Silence is here, I can't hear a sound, except the slight whimper of next doors mutt-hound.
I like to...

I live in Hazzard County and I am Deputy Enos Strate.
I'm a virgin because Daisy Duke is the only...

I bumped into a woman and knocked her down with my car.
I don't blame her for being angry but she...

My neighbor accused me when his truck was stolen.
He broke my jaw two months ago and it's still...

When I sexually harassed the She-Hulk, it was a mistake.
I was unaware of just how many bones that...

I pinched my coworker on St. Patrick's Day for not wearing green.
I thought it was funny but she...

When I met a woman, I didn't know she's married or that she's a slut.
Her husband caught us and he...

I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny.
People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny....

With your goofy ways,
And your heart felt days,
I am proud to call you my brother,
...