Funny

When a man said he rode a hog, I thought he was talking about a motorbike.
But he actually rode a...

When I got a job, the boss didn't tell me what he would pay.
That low life piece of scum only gave...

I'm a criminal and my name is Doctor Claw.
I'm very mean and I've broken every law.
Most...

Something happened to me that chills me to the bone.
Nobody recognizes me, I think I'm in the...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
But he didn't fall deliberately...

Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe.
She doesn't like it when I complain...

In life there are many things that you shouldn’t do,
Like hug a wild bear or box a kangaroo,
...

My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles.
She gave some to some celebrities and...

When my wife found my pot, she thought it was tea.
And her employer fired her after he made her pee...

chin lightly nested atop
loosely peopled interlaced fingers
supported via multi purpose table...

So you've had a bad day?

He was late for work...

Got the voicemail...

The reason...

When I learned the truth, I yelled "Oh No!"
Last week, I learned that my wife is a hoe.
When...

Child minding
She ponders as amidst the fray she sits
The kids causing havoc pulling the...

Died so soon at the age of thirty one
Your legacy and memory still lives on
I have seen and...

Stace complains about gav's dick,
says there's not much she can do with it,
pulls it up and...

Sun coming up and my mind at work I do this all day long
I say I hear song playing some where so...

I was in the supermarket,
don't usually go to this one
so I didn't know the layout,
...