Funny

I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue.
My hand is stuck in my butt and I...

I forgot to set the parking brake.
So now my wife's car is in the lake.
You're looking at a...

When you ate at this restaurant yesterday, you left without paying.
I have my shotgun behind the...

1,2, Satans coming for you,
3,4, Walk through hells black door,
5,6, Inverted crucifix,...

I've been eating a lot of pig snouts.
And because of that, I have the gout.
I scream from the...

I live in merry old England and I drink a whole lot of tea.
I drink so much that each day I pass...

When an apple hit me on the head, I thought that I'd discovered gravity.
But when I told a lot of...

Am no aw’a with the fairies, ma teachers think am daft,
A wee ginger heed and freckly face, neebors...

It is a pity that we as men don' see most problems coming and the safest way to avoid them is as foggy as...

You lousy Pigs just gave me a speeding ticket.
I won't pay it, you know where you can stick it!...

I have a long neck like a giraffe.
When people see me, they laugh.
My neck makes me twelve...

There once was a naughty leprechaun

Who snapped a sweet colleen's pretty thong

So she made...

A young lad from Napa Valley

Drank to much on St. Paddy's

Waking the next day

Much...

I'm Alfred and I killed the people who built the Batcave.
I know that it was an evil and shameful...

Jimmy Dafoe, how I loved you so
And still do
Even though you married Angelino

Jimmy...

THERE,S A CRAZY JESTER INSIDE OF ME
SHE POSSESS,S ME SO ENTIRELY !
& MAKES ME SO VERY...