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Any one see the TV commercial for the new Sponge Bob Movie,"Sponge Out Of Water? " The movie is...
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When I was country boy Ma and Pa couldn’t afford No fancy store bought toy
So for...
I can scarcely remember
The negligent nights of November,
When the dreams of palm trees...
I am Dr. Mario and you bow down to me! Look at my convincing skinny body (with green pigment, claws and)...
When you quit smoking, you always go cold turkey and you become very mean. Every time you try to...
I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead. I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet...
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We all have that one family member who wears "seasonal sweaters". Their bright with 3D festive designs...
Popping your "cherry" is such an awful term. Your just gonna bleed and your vagina is going to fall off on...
I had enough money saved to buy an XBOX One. It was going to be a Christmas Present for my son....
While trying to get down this chimney, I got stuck. I can't budge, this really sucks! You're...
You're a person who we shouldn't have hired. You were the mail lady but now you're fired! You...
Poor Shia! Poor Shia!
Violated by a horny chica “Won’t nobody believe ya?”
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~~Every day in America, sexual aggressive women take advantage of innocent men, and nobody gives a damn. It...
