Gift

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Special Delivery

Special Delivery

Post early for Christmas, the slogans advise,
to make sure your gifts will arrive.
I’m not...

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HEY GOVERNMENT WHILE YOU&...

HEY GOVERNMENT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

You say you want us to have it for free...

Free healthcare...

Free education...

...

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Best Gift Is You

Best Gift Is You

No candlelight dinner beats your shine
No chocolate threats wins your taste
No flavor ever...

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Free Goods!

Free Goods!

I have a shop no one can buy from
that should make me sad,
my goods are stored on shelves so...

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My son and his boat

Hidden expenses

04/07/2020
My son and his boat

From the start of life,
I helped make my sons vessel...

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Lousy Gift Giver

Lousy Gift Giver

I'm angry because of a gift that I received on my birthday.
My friend bought me "Batman and Robin"...

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POSITIVE THINKING

You just have to know where to look

POSITIVE THINKING

Negativity and fear can weigh heavily on a mind...

Look around you what positives do you see at...

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The Tattoo Guy

Relaxed, with needle poised
The tattoo guy is ready to:
Eradicate memories of old,
...

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Praise the Lord

The same melody as ' Close to you' by the Carperters.

Praise the Lord

Praise The Lord

When hope is lost, you feel you're far from God
When you feel down all the...

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SNOW SONG

And the heavens gathered
To feast and rejoice
To sing a great harmony
With so silent...

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~ LIFE'S DANCE ~

~ LIFE'S DANCE ~

Awakening, she found she was still dreaming
Still sleeping a lavender-lidded sleep
The...

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THE GIFT

It came in shiny wrappings
Embellished with tiny stars
And silver half moons
A...

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Damn My Uncle!

Damn My Uncle!

What I'm about to tell you is the truth, I'm not joking.
I bought a cigarette rolling machine for my...

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Nobody Wants a Stick Shift

Nobody Wants a Stick Shift

My rich uncle bought me a brand new car but it's such a stupid gift.
He bought me a Corvette but he...

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L'Inconnue De La Seine

L'Inconnue De La Seine

See the smile, forged from the deep cold waters
of the Seine,and now fixed forever within a tranquil...

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"Let Not Your Love"

"Let Not Your Love"

"Let not your love be traipsed by age,
or humanity's scrutiny,
for what all your love,...

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THREE WISHES GRANTER

THREE WISHES GRANTER

A child went to work with her Mother...

Through boredom she came up with a very clever plan......