You do have the power to turn me on
When you tantalize and tease this long
I badly want to...
People laugh and make fun of me because I wear a coonskin cap. But they'll stop laughing because I'm...
The saint and the sinner met one day
To hear what the other had to say,
The saint said,...
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I love my wife but she's the world's craziest driver. She became famous once when she hit Maria...
Of leaving this mortal plain I have no fear
Mostly I've enjoyed my experiences here
There...
Trouble finds me wherever I may go
Why it picks on me I long to know
Not five minutes have...
If you're having a bad day Check with Jack Things not going your way He's got the...
Assuming we're both heading for Heaven When our days here on earth are done Please save me a...
Can't imagine life without naughtiness It spices things up, it does Naughtiness was given to...
Have you seen my sign maker kit?
Sparrowsong what would I be doing with your sign maker kit?...
Imagine if everything was topsy-turvy The sky was a bright yellow green Grass was a deep...
"Complex systems become complex mainly as they are made to be complex because the person or persons making...
"Complex systems are complex in part because of the way they evolve; that is just the nature of the beast...
Laugh and the world laughs with you Laugh alone and you look like goof A good rule to follow...
Next Monday I get my peepers checked Certainly couldn't be better timing Bumping into walls,...
Ninety-seven percent of all U.S. currency Contains a trace amount of cocaine Sniffing your...
To pass the "Test of Time" is very tough
Half-way through you feel that's enough !
So many...
