Humourous

To pass the "Test of Time" is very tough

Half-way through you feel that's enough !

So many...

It is best taking the bull by the horns

It isn't that easy to do, one forewarns !

But,...

Ways to avoid running out of money

During your retirement years

Do not drink anything but...

Looking at the balance of lifes account

I seem to be lacking a certain amount

However much...

Why can't I find a topic to write about ?

My mind is full of indecision and doubt !

It has...

Rome wasn't built in one day

For quality, you must expect a delay !

Some things are worth...

I'm Barney Fife and I accidentally blew off my foot.
Andy took my gun and put it somewhere and you...

While I wasn't looking, somebody stole my soda.
I quickly learned that it was Jedi Master Yoda....

I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue.
My hand is stuck in my butt and I...

When an apple hit me on the head, I thought that I'd discovered gravity.
But when I told a lot of...

I have a long neck like a giraffe.
When people see me, they laugh.
My neck makes me twelve...

I'm Alfred and I killed the people who built the Batcave.
I know that it was an evil and shameful...

I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead.
I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet...

You're a person who we shouldn't have hired.
You were the mail lady but now you're fired!
You...

I'm so dumb that when I ordered a chili dog, I expected it to be chilly.
But when it was hot, I...