Humourous

You make me so mad that I want to wring your neck.
You think that I'm stupid enough to take your...

I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly south.
But he...

Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her.
On our wedding night, she shot me with a...

"IT,S SUCH A HUGE BUZZ!
TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE !?
MAKES THE RHYTHM,S I CREATE...

Cyber sex
Skype sex
Phone sex
It's all a bunch of Bullshex!
Unless you awake to...

______________________________

Born Name: Unknown Poet

(Always in CAPSLOCK)

Age...

First there’s the prep, the fake tan and waxing, weight loss, hairdos, no time for relaxing

Book...

We are the elite ; never been beat,

train every day, even at night

too right,

we...

So you think that I'm verbose?
The nerve No way.. Not even close!
Its more than wrong, its...

Why does my face get animated , whenever I see your portraits ?

Why a mere reflection of your...

Heart is strong as iron
And faces problems like brave lion
if the iron meets water like a...

"I do not want to go to the dentist," Said little Mr. Gee.

"They stick things in my mouth that hurt...

Dear Mr Moon,

Please stay were you at the moment leaving everything so calm and bright,

...

Tiptoe to the tick tock,
Piddle paddle pop pop,
Nibble nibble knock knock,
Willy...

As you stare so deeply in perfection,

there's something you must accept.

although you've...

The alarm cockles away as i open the blinds to my world,i move my hands which are still sore and blistered...

Zowie, yikes
And holy gadzooks!
It's that really silly
Poetry kook

Coming at...