Humourous

My goal each day is to put a smile on your face
And a giggle in your old gazoo
Don't ask me...

Well here I am in front of my Mac
And it seems to be taunting me
“C'mon big boy, show me your...

When we retire to our charming boudoire
Cathie just likes to read
While I on the other hand...

Time for some more sillies
“D'ya know what burns my ass?
A flame about THIS high!”
...

So all you kiddies, come gather round
Uncle Jack's got a story to tell
If you don't take heed...

Children laugh four hundred times a day
We adults at the most laugh fifteen
Try to copy these...

Think today's gonna be a good one
Not really feeling all that bad
Except for a pain in my...

Got an ice cream cone in one hand
While typing with the other
Why does ice cream make us...

Feeling kinda cruddy, yup, that's the word
Too many fries, too many burgs

When will I learn...

Been feeling a bit extra strange today
Can't imagine what's the reason
My tightie whities...

Been called sexy, been called old and crotchety
Maybe I'm somewhere in between
I'm probably...

Our school is filled with plenty of odd people

Even though we are all called Eagles.

I can...

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

My husband gave to me,

Twelve headache helpers,

...

Twas the night before Christmas, in the Wilson house.
The Hamster was stirring, it's okay he's not a...

Over mountains of paper I toil,
wiping the sweat from my brow.
Searching for answers to the...

Ain't this my side of the bed
ooops your head, my bad
No..no not there
Your point is...

God.. Ive been " through the mill"!

All.. This bloody stuff I spill !?

Gotta laugh aint ya...