Marriage

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THE LADY AND HER SIX HUSBANDS

How many husbands have you had in your life
For I have lost count how many times you have been a...

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Land of milk and honey ❤️

Land of milk and honey ❤️

In the land of milk and honey where the air is crystal clear.. we will live a life of luxury.. you and I...

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Commit to This

Commit to This

Commit To This

Will you marry me
Be my all
My homeland security
Be my...

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Cornflower Blue

Cornflower Blue

Cornflower Blue

The day that I first saw you
With your eyes of cornflower blue
Love...

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The One

The One

She got hit by a truck in the new year
I'm feeling widowed because she was the one I left behind...

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TWO COUPLES ONE MARRIAGE

Boris and Doris live in a cottage by the sea
Sixty one years married is a long time I'm sure you...

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A DOMINATING WOMAN

Hold my hand and lead me across the busy road
Carry my shopping and lighten my load
Go to...

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The Agony By Week

Monday's were the meanest when my wife made muskrat stew I always made sure to finish it although I could...

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Half The Deck

Half The Deck

Happy 26th Anniversary my Love

A deck of cards is what we aim for, a year for each one of fifty-...

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“FAKE” Festering Marital...

“FAKE” Festering Marital Spite Only Backfired...

More than a bajillion painful eons
after pledging troth
with thee missus,
whom I...

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april poems April 1 to...


1 April 1, 2019

Note: I am writing one poem per day in April as part of the April National...

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Wedded Bliss ❤️

Wedded Bliss ❤️

I reminisce about the day that we got wed
With that long white, net veil flowing from a tiara on my...

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UNTIL FOREVER

UNTIL FOREVER

Two people not looking for love...

Eye to Eye they met by chance...

​​​​​​She started...

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The Dawn Of My Father'...

The Dawn Of My Father's Dreams

Photograph of my parents Wedding Day, June 11,1942. Dad on a weekend furlough.
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It was June...

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BRINGING MORALS BACK

BRINGING MORALS BACK

There is a Law on the Books which states that sex before marriage is a misdemeanor crime...

(Hello...

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RID THE COWS, MARRY YOUR...

RID THE COWS, MARRY YOUR COUSIN

First Cousins drive from Utah to an undisclosed location in Colorado and tied the knot...

They want...

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I Only Want To Be With You

I Only Want To Be With You

Inspired by the 1964 Dusty Springfield song of the same title.
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If there is any...