I ripped your heart out, tossed it on the ground and kicked it in the dirt
you picked it up and...
Im off out to watch the beloved game you know the one, with the odd shaped ball Its Wales...
She paints her face like a piece canvass
Crookedly done by an amateur painter
And...
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" He know,s when you,ve been wanking ! He know,s , If you are left or right ? Or if you put a...
I've always been an emotional type
But as I've climbed life's ladder
I've become this...
" We are now official new members, Of the Wankers Club! It is much more civilized, Than the local...
Move over Bob De Niro, I speak without a script;
To know the true scent of a woman; is a rarely...
Pain in pain inflamed with no name, excruciating, ingrained, extreme pain piercing through souls with no...
I have a question for all the men out there, who’ve had the same experience as me;
It happens every...
Men I See
I see men,
Acting,
Talking in certain ways,
I fear I will never...
She loves having sex in her nates, watching narwhals mate in a natatorium, masticating the penis of a...
I like tall men.
God knows, I like all men.
I like men with pretty faces.
I like...
Be a woman that dresses with
modesty, decency and propriety.
Your body is a temple of...
My stomach is sour, in this dark dark hour; mixed with despair and rage, I reexamine an older page. The...
Mantree was the best tree in the wood.
He had good fruit on every branch of his wood.
Until...
Today girls are so different with a lot of mix attitudes Some are so nice and friendly...