Nonsense

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R.I.P. Beard

R.I.P. Beard

Oh no, my beard has left me
It has disappeared from me
My face is found
My cheeks...

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Windows

Windows

What lies behind those eyes
Is something
I will never come back from
Forever lost in...

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A Creature of Darkness

A Creature of Darkness

My darling, how are you a monster?
How could you be one of those dark creatures?
A creature...

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Stop that nonsense!

Stop that nonsense!
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Madness a form of sanity

Madness a form of sanity

Awaken

from the vast radiant moors

innocent child, youth still yours

signs pointing...

Poem -

Nonsense

Nonsense

The sun and the stars.
The moon and mars.

This doesn't make sense.
I found a six...

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Kiss My Assonance!

Kiss My Assonance!

lines written on reading Stephen Fry’s The Ode Less Travelled

If assonance is asinine
And...

Poem -

The Beetle and the Bug

The beetle and the bug
Sat one day together
The bug he sat so snug
As he waited out...

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Something, Anything

I feel nothing

There is no sinking feeling in my chest where sadness visits

No fuel for the...

Poem -

A Giggle In Your Old Gazoo

A Giggle In Your Old Gazoo

My goal each day is to put a smile on your face

And a giggle in your old gazoo

Don't ask me...

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Let Me Say This Once

Let Me Say This Once

I will do as I want
If I want
When I want
How I want
Should I want
When...

Poem -

The Old Man Writing Poetry

The Old Man Writing Poetry

I wish to be an old man sitting by the sea

spending all my time composing poetry

and...

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scriggidy doo two!

scriggidy doo two!

my dreams are fogged and nightmares are all that stur. i havent slept in days, but thats okay. who need...