" I AM SO GLAD IT IS FRIDAY OH THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST DAY! THIS WEEK HAS FUCK N KILLED ME...
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"IT IS NOW, "HAPPY HOUR" & YOU, MY HAPPY LITTLE FLOWER WILL BE GETTING A GOLDEN SHOWER...
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I’m holding my breath
Fear starts to rise
The Grim Reaper draws near
Like a thief...
It takes two to maintain a house with two kitchens So give me a bed in the bush and call it a night...
Agnostic now becoming fast, discard my teachings of the past
The waters dark and very deep, could...
A body deep in slumber that shall never awake
So mournful, so peaceful a mind that will no longer...
Medieval castle angels with lassos lacerations left on serpents, capture the devil’s blasphemy isn’t...
One day I was feeling so ill while I was at work,I thought I might be having a heart attack. My whole...
Why So Much?
Why so much? It never ends! One man denies, and one pretends Some lies...
" WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SNEAKING UP ON ME !?" WHILE I,M READING 50 SHADES OF GREY! CHRISTIAN...
Beautiful, hateful dinosaur;
How have I lived with you?
As the giraffe strains and...
Getting high off of life
So i don't need drugs
and if i take some i might just blow up...
Why must I die in the mind
I don't have the time to think for myself, let alone, deal with the...
I,M ONLY AS BIG AS THIS DAFFODIL! BECAUSE. I,M A MICRO PIG! THEY GAVE ME A MAGIC PILL!...
When I look around I see you, and when I close my eyes, you are there in my dreams.
I keep...
I,M A STEPFORD WIFE! I SMILE ALL OF THE TIME! I WISH I COULD TAKE A BREAK!? COS.MY...