Royal

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Africans

Africans
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THE DOGS STAY

THE DOGS STAY

Does the people inherit the white house dogs?

Chances are we bought them?

Paid for the...

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GEM OF ALL GEMS

GEM OF ALL GEMS

The Sapphire recognized in just about every religion around the globe...

The Sapphire magnificent...

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Plebeian of the Palace

Plebeian of the Palace

A palace plagued by eternal rage
Royals run ruin, upon center stage
Secretive signs, designed...

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Disney Princess Parody of ...

Disney Princess Parody of "Firework" by Katy Perry

Do you ever feel,
Like a peasant girl?
Wanting a fancy crown?
Wanting a whole new...

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GOODNIGHT MR. NELSON

GOODNIGHT MR. NELSON

4/21/16

It’s raining purple today

In the North Star State

For the loss of royalty...

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Why can't I be a...

Why can't I be a Princess…?

Sleeping Beauty

She slept the years away

But was awakened

By a True Love’s Kiss...

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Grapes -n- Candles

Grapes -n- Candles, Kings in fine linen, draped in gold, riding high on camels, adorned Queens disrobed,...

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" I DATED A QUEEN......

" I DATED A QUEEN..."

I followed an Angel, up one step
Into a beautiful carriage
The footman, removed the step...

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What Hell’s Wrong With You...

What Hell’s Wrong With You Harry?

What the Hell is wrong with you Harry?

The woman for you is free to marry

You’re more of a...

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" MADAME...COOLNESS !...

" MADAME...COOLNESS !"?X

" I,VE JUST BEEN GIVEN A TITLE
BY TONY TAYLOR,... MR V.I.P !
HE THINKS THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE...

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" KING BLING "!?X

" KING BLING "!?X

" I,M THE KING OF THE BLINGERS
I WEAR THE FINEST GOLD !
IF YOU SEE ME IN THE JUNGLE
IT...

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The Queen

The Queen
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Royal Crush

Royal Crush

Being a prince
is not all glamour and glitz

All this awful protocol
of arcane...

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" OUR... NOT SO-...

" OUR... NOT SO- SQUEAKY QUEEN !?" X

" TODAY , I FEEL LIKE BEING OBSCENE!
SOME DAYS I DO NOT WANT TO BE QUEEN !
I FEEL TODAY LIKE...