Hey , anyone see the television commercial for the carpet cleaning company that runs the $99 special....
Any one see the new Geico Commercail where visitor at a zoo go up to the camel pen and yell out famous...
I'm thoroughly confused
how people are so easily amused
stagnant existence I guess
...
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I shot momma down in Walmart I killed her with her own gun
She wouldn’t buy me no Sam’s...
A married couple are in their bed room, and the wife pulls her husbands underwear down so she can give him...
Poor Shia! Poor Shia!
Violated by a horny chica “Won’t nobody believe ya?”
~~Every day in America, sexual aggressive women take advantage of innocent men, and nobody gives a damn. It...
Once upon a time there were three little businessmen; one owned a hardware; the other owned a five &...
It was the ghosts he feared. They appeared often to him. Sometimes they were children running around...
Adorned on walls of lackluster lemon and dried apricot are hundreds upon hundreds of suns. Some are metal,...
You could practically taste the ocean. It tasted bitter and salty, like you'd expect, but some sweet after...
capture the flag seemed
much more fun when we were kids.
It was just a game.
An editorial warning of the dangers of Terrorist Penguins
The clink of delicate glasses and the wild laughter of the party consumed the room. This was quite a feat,...
It's quite possible that in a surreal wonderland, in some spectorally odd crevice of the vast and morally...
Without a purpose I'm worthless.
The ends within me bypass each because they want nothing to do...
Dear Abby,
I need some advice because I have fallen deeply depressed lately, some background first...
