Wife

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Weekends Only

Weekends Only

I’ve been feeling rather guilty, about Tuesday and Thursday morns;
Waking Linda up so early, when...

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ED

ED

I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed.
I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take...

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‘A man’s best friend?’

‘A man’s best friend?’

A man’s best friend is his dog
Or at least that’s what they say
My husband’s always telling...

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Litter Bug

Litter Bug

If there's one thing that I can't stand, it's a litter bug.
Whenever I see one, I get mad and they...

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Three In One

Three In One

Photograph of Linda and me Valentine’s Day 2018

This day was named for a cherished Saint, by the...

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An Unexpected Luxury

An Unexpected Luxury

For the past two days the weather, has been so damn untenable;
With wind chills minus thirty, work...

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Linda’s Tympany

Linda’s Tympany

My dear wife has a habit, of orchestrating a symphony;
With her spoon striking on her little bowl,...

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Real Bears Aren't Like...

Real Bears Aren't Like Winnie the Pooh

I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh.
I decided to pet one and I soon...

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We’ll Be Seeing Eye To Eye

We’ll Be Seeing Eye To Eye

Linda with her Eye Doctor yesterday.

I’m sitting in the waiting room, of an “America’s Best”...

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Twin love

Infest me with your stolen kiss.
The very heart shaped lips I miss.
Creating love, within my...

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"My Guardian Angels"

"My Guardian Angels"
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With white eyes...

With white eyes...

White eyes through a blackened sky,
A hardened working day, down the mine,
Cobbled stones...

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Forever Loving You.

Forever Loving You.

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Like snow on the mountain, in the moon light.

There is beauty all around me, It reminds...

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Super Crabs

Something happened that depresses me because it's bad.
I got married two years ago and my wife gave...

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Reflection

Reflection

I could have loved you for the rest of time
We married and you promised you’d be...

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WIFE

I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut.
She thinks she owns me just because...

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My Most Faithful Patriot

My Most Faithful Patriot

Samuel Adams and Paul Revere, were Patriots tried and true;
But now, in this modern era, there’s no...