I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed. I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take...
A man’s best friend is his dog Or at least that’s what they say My husband’s always telling...
If there's one thing that I can't stand, it's a litter bug. Whenever I see one, I get mad and they...
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Photograph of Linda and me Valentine’s Day 2018
This day was named for a cherished Saint, by the...
For the past two days the weather, has been so damn untenable; With wind chills minus thirty, work...
My dear wife has a habit, of orchestrating a symphony; With her spoon striking on her little bowl,...
I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh. I decided to pet one and I soon...
Linda with her Eye Doctor yesterday.
I’m sitting in the waiting room, of an “America’s Best”...
Infest me with your stolen kiss. The very heart shaped lips I miss. Creating love, within my...
White eyes through a blackened sky, A hardened working day, down the mine, Cobbled stones...
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Like snow on the mountain, in the moon light.
There is beauty all around me, It reminds...
Something happened that depresses me because it's bad. I got married two years ago and my wife gave...
Reflection
I could have loved you for the rest of time We married and you promised you’d be...
I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut. She thinks she owns me just because...
Samuel Adams and Paul Revere, were Patriots tried and true; But now, in this modern era, there’s no...
Inspired by Jackie Wilson’s song of the same title, from 1960
Over a quarter of a century ago, I...