Wife

Inspired by Jackie Wilson’s song of the same title, from 1960

Over a quarter of a century ago, I...

A man was paralyzed because somebody decided to drink and drive.
But after the hell that he went...

I am asked so many times
Do I love this man of mine
My answer is there for all to see
...

This drop-dead gorgeous woman, stirs up volcanic passion in me;
I look at her and cannot believe...

I met Linda on a late October Thursday, in four nights we pledged our love;
I had finally found my...

You broke my heart when you stole and used my bride.
She ran off with you and I'm going to take it...

My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds.
She got fat because she doesn't...

Do you see that man, sitting alone over there,
Do you see the blankness, in his cold stare,
...

Last night we went to a party, for the L.A. Fitness Club;
Each month we have a shindig, with...

Put It over Yonder
Was what
we use
to say
When asked
about
where...

This morning we see my Doctor, to schedule my next surgery;
He’s putting another stent in, then...

Each morning I look so forward, to the time when she will wake;
I get up in the wee hours, before...

In a land that no-one knows lives a man who's all alone. A man who's always by himself, no-one else but...

Inspired by a very funny comment from Charu Shawd

This is another validation, that our lives are...

Your heart is sweet and caring, with the purest love so true;
This is just one component, of the...

Our big day was just emense, that moment I saw you in your white dress.
I will admit I almost teared...

I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.
She went behind my back and had a sex...